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Haikus for All 30 NBA Teams by Ryan Buchanan
Atlanta Hawks
Millsap and Horford
Frontcourt’s solid, backcourt’s buns
Potential surprise
Brooklyn Nets
Deron, Joe, and Jack
Will they feed the rock to Brook?
Brookasaurus Rex
Boston Celtics
Rondo has to grind
Marcus Smart will have to shine
8th seed is my LINE
Charlotte Bobcats
Stephenson will beast
Just stop blowing on people
Kemba’s breakout year
Chicago Bulls
If McDermott shines
And D-Rose can stay healthy
Eastern Conf–rence Champs
Cleveland Cavaliers
New Miami Heat
But Cleveland is overdue
Drew Carey is stoked
Dallas Mavericks
Completely diff–rent
Definitely contenders
Mark Cuban is God
Denver Nuggets
No star of this team
Same situation last year
Expect same results
Detroit Pistons
Lots of good players
But I’d like some chemistry
Because there is none
Golden State Warriors
Eight solid players
Great depth, will lead league in points
Steve Kerr: “TAKE THE THREE”
Houston Rockets
I guess they’re all good
With Beverley at point guard
Harden FGA >
Indiana Pacers
Stuckey and Miles
Or George and Lance Stephenson?
Feel bad for Vogel
Los Angeles Clippers
Paul, Blake, DeAndre
That’s a nice big three to me
Hope they like their Zunes
Los Angeles Lakers
Kobe Bryant sets
Kobe Bryant fakes a pass
Kobe Bryant shoots
Memphis Grizzlies
Perfect the system
Same story year after year
Vinsanity though
Miami Heat
Dwyane Wade stays healthy
Chris Bosh reaches potential
Still making playoffs
Minnesota Timberwolves
Lots of additions
Lavine and Wiggins can fly
Big year for Ricky
Milwaukee Bucks
Team still in shambles
Who the hell is the point guard
Jabari Parker though
New Orleans Pelicans
Anthony Davis
Is not a human being
He is a machine
New York Knicks
If I had one wish
Just one wish for this franchise
#TradeJRForFarts
Oklahoma City Thunder
Injuries throughout
Russell Westbrook MVP
Till KD returns
Orlando Magic
Always makes me laugh
Bring back the pinstripe jerseys
#Elfridsanity
Philadelphia 76ers
On the ten year plan
MCW, KJ, Nerlens
Big fan of all them
Phoenix Suns
Three guard basketball
Hornacek is out his mind
Or he’s a genius
Portland Trail Blazers
Same squad as last year
Fundamentally sound team
Always contenders
San Antonio Spurs
There’s no team like them
And there may never be again
Enjoy it while it’s here
Sacramento Kings
DeMarcus Cousins
DeMarcus Cousins is awesome
DeMarcus Cousins
Toronto Raptors
Should be nice again
Lowry’s shoulders are heavy
DeMar, take the weight
Utah Jazz
Gordon Hayward GOAT
At least he thinks that he is
Utah could grab #8
Washington Wizards
Wizards proved themselves
Will Paul Pierce further define?
Dougie America
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